Dad, you know why they call it Texas? The older one asked as we watched the game.
Do you? I replied wondering if this was the lead up to a new joke.
Yes. It’s because that’s where you text. I waited for sly smirk. He was dead serious.
I think you are close, but it’s Tex-ass, not Text-ass.
Oh. He was disappointed.
I imagined a cowboy on an iphone: dude jsyk ur LH our of pen. llmao!
I still want to go there.
Really? I said a little surprised. Why?
There are pretty girls there. Right?
Well sure, I suppose there are pretty girls there. But there are pretty girls here too.
Oh. Right. I still want to go.
Oh. Ok. Let’s watch the game.